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Scranton’s most outrageous workforce is back to give their clients the business in the fifth hilarious season of The Office. Join obnoxious regional manager Michael Scott (Steve Carell) and his fellow paper pushers Dwight (Rainn Wilson), Jim (John Krasinski), Pam (Jenna Fischer) and Ryan (B.J. Novak) as they steal customers, frame co-workers, indulge in intra-office love affairs and just plain behave badly while a documentary film crew captures their every word and misdeed. Developed for American television by Primetime Emmy® Award-winner Greg Daniels, The Office: Season Five features 26 uproarious episodes – including two one-hour specials, exclusive commentaries, webisodes, deleted scenes and more in a sidesplitting five-disc collection no true fan of The Office can afford to miss!

Starring: Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B.J. Novak

DVD Technical Info:

Disc 1

  • Run Time: 2 Hours and 9 Minutes
  • MPAA Rating: Not Rated
  • Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround (English)
  • Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish
  • Picture: Anamorphic Widescreen (1.78:1)
  • Color

    • Bonus:

  • Deleted Scenes
  • Weight Loss Commentary with Randy Cordray, Michael Gallenberg, Brian Wittle, Nick Carbone, Ben Patrick, Alysia Raycraft, Kelly Cantley, and Jake Aust
  • Business Ethics Commentary with B.J. Novak, Peter & Vartan, and Sergio & Alan
  • Employee Transfer Commentary with Dave Rogers, Anthony Farrell, Veda Semarne, Chuck Canzoneri, Kyle Alexander, and Phil Shea
 Disc 2

  • Run Time: 2 Hours and 11 Minutes
  • MPAA Rating: Not Rated
  • Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround (English)
  • Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish
  • Picture: Anamorphic Widescreen (1.78:1)
  • Color

    • Bonus:

  • Deleted Scenes
  • Customer Survey Commentary with Stephen Merchant, Paul Lieberstein and Mindy Kaling
  • Moroccan Christmas Commentary with Kate Flannery, Angela Kinsey, and Brian Baumgartner
  • The Duel Commentary with Rainn Wilson, Rusty Mahmood, Jennifer Celotta, and Dean Holland
Disc 3

  • Run Time: 2 Hours and 9 Minutes
  • MPAA Rating: Not Rated
  • Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround (English)
  • Subtitles: English, Spanish
  • Picture: Anamorphic Widescreen (1.78:1)
  • Color

    • Bonus:

  • Deleted Scenes
 Disc 4

  • Run Time: 2 Hours and 10 Minutes
  • MPAA Rating: Not Rated
  • Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround (English)
  • Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish
  • Picture: Anamorphic Widescreen (1.78:1)
  • Color

    • Bonus:

  • Deleted Scenes
  • Dream Team Commentary with B.J, Novak, Aaron Shure, Charlie Grandy, and Matt Sohn
  • Michael Scott Paper Company Commentary with Jenna Fischer, Gene Stupnitsky, Lee Eisenberg, and Justin Spitzer
Disc 5

  • Run Time: 1 Hours and 27 Minutes
  • MPAA Rating: Not Rated
  • Audio: Dolby Digital 5.1 Surround (English)
  • Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish
  • Picture: Anamorphic Widescreen (1.78:1)
  • Color

    • Bonus:

  • Gag Reel
  • Deleted Scenes
  • 100 Episodes, 100 Moments
  • Academy Of Television Arts & Sciences Presents The Office
  • The Office Promos
  • Webisodes
  • Casual Friday Commentary with Creed Bratton, Mindy Kaling, Ellie Kemper, Brent Forrester, and Claire Scanlon
  • Company Picnic Commentary with Paul Lieberstein, Ken Kwapis and Jennifer Celotta

Blu-Ray Technical Info:

Disc 1

  • Run Time: 2 Hours and 30 Minutes
  • MPAA Rating: Not Rated
  • Audio: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 (English)
  • Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish
  • Picture: Widescreen (1.78:1)
  • Color

    • Bonus:

  • One-Liner Soundboard
  • Deleted Scenes
  • Weight Loss Commentary with Randy Cordray, Michael Gallenberg, Brian Wittle, Nick Carbone, Ben Patrick, Alysia Raycraft, Kelly Cantley, and Jake Aust
  • Business Ethics Commentary with B.J. Novak, Peter & Vartan, and Sergio & Alan
  • Employee Transfer Commentary with Dave Rogers, Anthony Farrell, Veda Semarne, Chuck Canzoneri, Kyle Alexander, and Phil Shea
  • Customer Survey Commentary with Stephen Merchant, Paul Lieberstein and Mindy Kaling
  • BD Live – One-Liner Soundboard
 Disc 2

  • Run Time: 2 Hours and 53 Minutes
  • MPAA Rating: Not Rated
  • Audio: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 (English)
  • Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish
  • Picture: Widescreen (1.78:1)
  • Color

    • Bonus:

  • Deleted Scenes
  • Moroccan Christmas Commentary with S Kate Flannery, Angela Kinsey, and Brian Baumgartner
  • The Duel Commentary with Rainn Wilson, Rusty Mahmood, Jennifer Celotta, and Dean Holland
Disc 3

  • Run Time: 2 Hours and 10 Minutes
  • MPAA Rating: Not Rated
  • Audio: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 (English)
  • Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish
  • Picture: Widescreen (1.78:1)
  • Color

    • Bonus:

  • Deleted Scenes
 Disc 4

  • Run Time: 2 Hours and 30 Minutes
  • MPAA Rating: Not Rated
  • Audio: DTS-HD Master Audio 5.1 (English)
  • Subtitles: English SDH, Spanish
  • Picture: Widescreen (1.78:1)
  • Color

    • Bonus:

  • Gag Reel
  • Deleted Scenes
  • 100 Episodes, 100 Moments
  • Academy of Television Arts & Sciences Presents The Office
  • The Office Promos
  • Webisodes
  • Dream Team Commentary with B.J. Novak, Aaron Shure, Charlie Grandy, and Matt Sohn
  • Michael Scott Paper Company Commentary with Jenna Fischer, Gene Stupnitsky, Lee Eisenberg, and Justin Spitzer
  • Casual Friday Commentary with Creed Bratton, Mindy Kaling, Ellie Kemper, Brent Forrester, and Claire Scanlon
  • Company Picnic Commentary With Paul Lieberstein, Ken Kwapis and Jennifer Celotta

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127 Comments

  • Reply
    dee , September 8, 2009

    The office is hysterical. It reminds me soo much of the move Office Space.
    Please send me a copy!!

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    babs , September 8, 2009

    Would love to have a copy of The Office Season 5. It show be so much fun to watch. Thanks bunches,

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    Brandon Jones , September 8, 2009

    I like the time when Dwight came to his desk when it was wrapped up by Jim like a present and he sat down with his suitcase and the whole thing collapsed. I have been re-watching all of the seasons to catch up for season 6. I love this show so much!

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    juvo , September 8, 2009

    Going way back to stapler in Jell-o.

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    Michael , September 8, 2009

    Michael Scott to Toby: “I hate… so much… the way… you choose… to be.”

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    David , September 8, 2009

    This show is top 5 easy of all time. I love the part where Michael eats like a pound of pasta to carb-load before the office run and throws up.

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    Sal Costello , September 8, 2009

    Dwight: “So you’re PMSing pretty bad huh?”

    Laughed so hard!

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    FoxHoundADAM , September 8, 2009

    All I have to say is “That’s what she said”

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    Tim , September 8, 2009

    Jim Halpert: Dwight thinks it’s Friday so that’s what I’m going to be doing this afternoon.

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    Juan , September 8, 2009

    “That’s What She Said!” BEST LINE EVER!

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    Jerrin P , September 8, 2009

    Ryan, “Did this happen on company property?”

    Michael, “It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we’re fine.”

    Ryan, “I don’t think– I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works.”

    Michael, “Oh, I’m sorry. What is, ‘we’re fine’?”

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    caroline , September 8, 2009

    BY FAR…when michael burns his foot on the foreman grill and asks stanley “what does this look like to yoiu?” and he replies “mailboxes etc.”

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    Kyle , September 8, 2009

    Michael Scott: You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded.

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    drgonzo369 , September 8, 2009

    When Jim puts Andy’s phone in the ceiling and Andy loses it and punches the wall. Jim’s reaction of “oh snap!” gets me every time.

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    Michael H , September 8, 2009

    That’s what she said.

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    willie IP , September 8, 2009

    hahah 😀 love this show

  • Reply
    Matt Perrette , September 8, 2009

    One of my favorite shows. Best line ever: Michael talking about Stanleys age – Look at all those wrinkles, blacks do crack! 😀

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    harrison , September 8, 2009

    Dwight rules.

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    Bryan L , September 8, 2009

    Favorite moment of The Office had to be in Season 3 when Andy punched the hole in the wall. First time I saw that scene I literally was suffocating from laughter. Ed Helms was excellent in Season 5.

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    Brian , September 8, 2009

    The little skit Michael does with his computer “talking.” As Pam and Jim finish giving him shit for it and leave, he types one more thing into the voice synthesizer. In the tinniest, least real voice ever, you hear, “boobs.” That and Michael’s little snicker after never fail to make me laugh.

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    Shubhankar , September 8, 2009

    Heres my fave Also a Michael Scott:

    Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s really not a part of our family. Also, he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.

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    Jason , September 8, 2009

    Michael Scott: Don’t ever for any reason do anything to anyone for any reason ever. No matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been… EVER. For any reason whatsoever.

    😀

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    Jamie Pinto , September 8, 2009

    “That’s what she said.”

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    Matt , September 8, 2009

    Michael Scott:
    I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.

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    Marvin , September 8, 2009

    “One day Michael came in, complaining about a speed bump, on the highway… I wonder who he ran over then.” -Jim Halpert

    I always found him funny.

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    devalera01 , September 8, 2009

    the episode where andy’s phone is stolen and every so often throughout the episode you can hear “rocking robin”!

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    Eric , September 8, 2009

    The episode where new management comes in and Jim realizes he’s not the good employee he thought he was.

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    Steve , September 8, 2009

    “That’s what she said”

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    craig jakubs , September 8, 2009

    hehehe – the racial sensitivity training 🙂

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    Melissa , September 8, 2009

    Omgosh! The Office .. what can i say about it.. umm that it is one of the most hilarious t.v. shows i’ve seen… i would love to have the 5th season.. i would just be laughing over and over again.. one part that really got me was when Kevin say “Michael is a genius!” i know its really short but it gets me every time.. Michael a genius? (sarcasm) lol

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    Mike , September 9, 2009

    My favorite The Office moment has to be in the George Foreman grill episode where Jim is spraying a concussed Dwight with a spray bottle full of water like he’s a house cat. (That entire episode is probably my absolute favorite.)

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    Evan , September 9, 2009

    Everything said by Creed is awesome!

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    Chris , September 9, 2009

    When Dwight stages a fire drill in the beginning of Season 5 – Episode 13 “Stress Relief” and every thinks they are trapped (and all look for different ways to escape). I was laughing so hard during that beginning scene, especially when Michael throws the projector out the window.

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    Andrew Long , September 9, 2009

    Prison Mike: The worst thing about prison was the – was the dementors. They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they’d come down and they suck the soul out of your body, and it hurt!

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    Jason , September 9, 2009

    Love to get a free BR 🙂

    Best quote ever from Dwight: Would I ever leave this company? Look, I’m all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I’m being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly, I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most.

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    Ryan B , September 9, 2009

    Dwight: “When I was in the 6th grade I was a finalist in our school spelling bee. It was me against Raj Patel. I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word ‘failure'”.

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    Doug Hazelwood , September 9, 2009

    Michael enters Dwight in his Rolodex as ,”Tall. Beets.”

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    Terry , September 9, 2009

    Dwight: Normally I don’t condone leaving early, but I have an appointment with the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don’t know. [laughs] No, I’m kidding. He’s just a regular doctor who shoots your horse in the head when its leg is broken.

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    Jaison , September 9, 2009

    Dwight: I have no vampire experience, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got there, it had turned back into my neighbor’s dog.

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    Jake , September 9, 2009

    “I come from a long line of fighters. My maternal grandfather was the toughest guy I ever knew. World War Two veteran killed twenty men and spent the rest of the war in an Allied prison camp. My father battled blood pressure and obesity all his life. Different kind of fight.” – Dwight K. Schrute

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    Ryan , September 9, 2009

    Michael on Poker night: “I’m going to drop a deuce on them.”

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    Flak , September 9, 2009

    My favorite moment is during Dwight’s impromptu fire drill. Everyone panics and in the middle of it all, Angela tosses her cat in the ceiling who comes crashing down on her desk a few tiles over. In a show that’s made me laugh really hard, that was probably the funniest single moment I can think of.

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    Tony , September 9, 2009

    Michael Scott: No, no, no. I don’t wanna hear moaning. This is a good day. You guys accomplished something big. You lost a ton of weight, literally. A lot of weight. And I don’t care what any stupid scale says, you guys are all gigantic losers.

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    Leigh Ann , September 9, 2009

    “That’s what *she* said.”
    -Michael Scott

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    Kenn Thomas , September 9, 2009

    Favorite moment: when Jim finally asks Pam out. Jenna Fischer came up with such a genuine look of delight. She must have sucked some gas or something.

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    Justin Tholl , September 9, 2009

    Dwight:
    “Myth: Wolves are dangerous to Humans. Fact: You have a better chance being hit by a meteorite than eaten by a wolf…except if you wake up naked in the woods.”

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    Ryan , September 9, 2009

    !Ryan started the fire!. my fav episode is alliances! love it !

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    Joanna , September 9, 2009

    My favorite quote –

    Andy: “Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they’re unfair.”

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    Chris , September 9, 2009

    “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”

    Maybe not the best quote, but I use it a lot.

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    Jared , September 9, 2009

    I know it’s the obvious choice, but “that’s what she said” has got to be my favorite quote of that show.

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    Ling , September 9, 2009

    Dwight: “When my mother was pregnant with me they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins, when they did another ultrasound a few weeks later they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this… no. I believe his tissue has made me stronger, I now have the strength of a grown man AND a little baby.”
    Easily my favorite line from the show.

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    ffxx , September 9, 2009

    My favorite moment is when the show got renewed.

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    g-man , September 9, 2009

    Pam: You know when Holly gets back, everyone will tell her what a great job you did. And then she’ll realize what she’s missing.

    Michael: And then she’ll move back to Scranton. And her boyfriend will die.

    Pam: Yeah. Maybe… maybe. One step at a time.

    —–

    So much win. <3 The Office!

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    Kari , September 9, 2009

    “Whenever I’m about to do something, I think “Would an idiot do that?”
    And if they would, I do not do that thing.” -Dwight

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    Grant , September 9, 2009

    Dwight: “I never smile if I can help it. Showing teeth is a sign of submission among primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for it’s life.”

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    redfay , September 9, 2009

    “Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.”

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    Mike D , September 9, 2009

    Creed Bratton: “When Pam gets Michael’s new chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go.”

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    Brandon , September 9, 2009

    I tried to return the toaster to the store and they said they no longer sold that kind of toaster. So now my house has two toasters. – Stanley

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    Tim , September 9, 2009

    My favorite moment is actually from this season. The opening to Casual Friday when Kevin drops the chili was classic!

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    Erik , September 9, 2009

    Favorite moment is Michael attempting to “take back” the gift basket he gives to a prospective sales client.

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    Mike , September 9, 2009

    My favorite moment, by far, is Jim finally proposing to Pam (at the rest stop, in the rain) in the fifth season premiere. I swear, I came this close to tearing up- in fact, when seeing it again, I still do.

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    Kylie McGowan , September 9, 2009

    “Oh yeah?” Well I’m calling the ungrateful beeyotch hotline!”
    -Michael Scott

    But– best episode is Casino Night, for obvious reasons.

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    Michael S , September 9, 2009

    QUESTION:
    WHICH BEAR IS BEST?
    FALSE! BLACK BEAR!
    FACT!:
    BEARS EAT BEETS!
    BEARS, BEETS, BATTLESTAR GALATICA!

    (Jim copies Dwight! Best opener ever!)

    Office is amazing!

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    Nick , September 9, 2009

    I loved the episode Survivor Man. Dwight looking threw the scope of the sniper, classic.

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    tivo , September 10, 2009

    Michael Scott talking about Pam…
    Pro: She’s a fast learner; Con: She has a “weird voice”

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    Nick , September 10, 2009

    Michael: It squeaks when you bang it! That’s what she said.

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    FatmanOSU , September 10, 2009

    “I am not a hero. I am a mere defender of the office. You know who’s a real hero? Hiro, from Heroes. That’s a hero. Also,Bono.”
    Dwight

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    Justin , September 10, 2009

    While it is hard to find just one moment in the long line of Jim vs Dwight pranks, I find it impossible to not smirk at Jim’s excellent impersonation of Dwight.

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    hplsadctn , September 10, 2009

    “Why are all these people here? There are too many people on this earth. We need a new plague.”

    Dwight at Phyllis’ wedding

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    Rahb , September 10, 2009

    Ryan: Did this happen on company property?
    Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we’re fine.
    Ryan: I don’t think– I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works.
    Michael Scott: Oh, I’m sorry. What is, ‘we’re fine’?

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    Zach S. , September 10, 2009

    Micheal Scott to Dwight: “Hug it out, Bitch.”

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    Ben Savage , September 10, 2009

    “Jim is gone. He’s gone. I miss him so much. Oh I cry myself to sleep, Jim!
    False. I do not miss him.”~ Dwight

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    Albert Smedley , September 10, 2009

    In the Pilot when Michael shows the World’s Best Boss mug and says, “Found it at Spencer’s Gifts.”

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    Jordan , September 10, 2009

    That’s what she said…

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    OwlBoy , September 10, 2009

    Phat Beets!

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    TripleX , September 10, 2009

    “I’m always thinking one step ahead . . . . like a carpenter . . . . that builds stairs.”

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    Percy , September 10, 2009

    “Fool me once, strike on. Fool me twice…strike three.”

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    MJ , September 10, 2009

    My absolute favorite moment from the show is when Michael is in his office and the song, “Rock-n-Roll Part 2” (Gary Glitter), is playing and Michael does a little dance and shimmies on the couch! I laugh every time!

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    Alan , September 10, 2009

    “It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we’re fine.”

    The Office is pretty damn good.

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    David Powell , September 10, 2009

    One of my favorite moments is when it’s revealed that Dwight has weapons stashed all over the office. Would almost inspire me to do the same, if not for the whole getting into major trouble part.

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    Nick , September 10, 2009

    Diversity Day. Particularly when Michael retells the Chris Rock joke…

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    Jose , September 10, 2009

    Jim sending Dwight a makeshift metal detector passings as gaydar.

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    SlainbytheBrain , September 10, 2009

    Dwight getting tricked into a cardbord box. Best moment was his escape and subsequent awkwardness.

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    NODAK , September 11, 2009

    I loved the entirety Michael’s “Diversity Tommorrow” program.

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    Mike Shoop , September 11, 2009

    Dwight knocking Stanley’s coffee out his hand.

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    Jimmy , September 11, 2009

    Creed: I’m not offended by homosexuality. In the 60s I made love to many, many women – often outdoors in the mud and the rain – and it’s possible that a man slipped in. There’d be no way of knowing…

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    Jon. H , September 11, 2009

    Dwight Schrute: The purse girl hits everything on my checklist: creamy skin, straight teeth, curly hair, amazing breasts. Not for me… for my children. The Schrutes produce very thirsty babies.

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    Mikey Berner , September 11, 2009

    my favorite quote is:

    Michael: ” PHAT HALPERT! PHAT HALPERT”!

    Michael: “Why are you…the…way that you are? I hate so much…about the way you choose to be..”

    Dwight: “Count Choculitis?! Did you put that on there because you know I love Count Chocula?”

    Kevin: “He has to come out sometime……to go to the bathroom

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    Ben , September 11, 2009

    “you can’t fire me. I don’t work in this van.”

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    Greg , September 11, 2009

    In the episode where Dwight locks everyone in and starts a fire, Angela opens her drawer to reveal a cat. She then throws the cat up into the ceiling only to have it fall down about 5 feet away. That entire opening sequence was classic.

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    Darren , September 11, 2009

    Dwight: What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he’s the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.

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    Geraldine , September 11, 2009

    The van ride in “The Injury.”

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    Gabe McMullen , September 12, 2009

    Dwight to Jim : “Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!”

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    Ryan Sirkow , September 12, 2009

    Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.

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    Greg Nelson , September 12, 2009

    “Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.”
    -Jim doing an impression of Dwight.

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    EBK , September 12, 2009

    Why, that moment where they try to fake a suicide to teach a safety lesson of course.

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    Roddy T. , September 13, 2009

    When Jim uses Dwight’s letterhead to tell Dwight about the “poison” in the coffee…from future Dwight.

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    Nick , September 13, 2009

    …that’s what she said!

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    Kim , September 13, 2009

    The Michael Scarn screenplay for sure. “D-W-I-G-H!-T”

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    Ian , September 14, 2009

    When Michael believes that Jan named “their” baby Astird

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    Steve , September 14, 2009

    One of my favorite quotes is from the Season 4 finale when Dwight talks about the new HR person, Holly:

    Dwight: Hazing is a fun way to show a new employee that she is not welcome or liked.

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    Stace , September 14, 2009

    “Physician’s Desk Reference…

    …hollowed out. Inside: waterproof matches, iodine tablets, beet seeds, protein bars, NASA blanket and, in case I get bored, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone. No, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Question: did my shoes come off in the plane crash?”

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    Eugene Crisostomo , September 14, 2009

    “This is our receptionist, Pam. If you think she’s cute now, you should have seen her a couple years ago.”

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    Dan , September 14, 2009

    Michael: “That is a perfectly good mini Christmas tree. We are going to sell that to charity because that is what Christmas is all about.”

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    Ian , September 14, 2009

    Dwight: First rule in road-side beet sales: Put the most attractive beets on top. The ones that make you pull the car over and go, “Wow, I need this beet right now.” Those are the money beets.

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    Kevin , September 14, 2009

    “My point is, a penis, when seen, in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman, but in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie.”

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    Stephen , September 14, 2009

    When Jim “wrapped” up Dwight’s desk/chair/etc in wrapping paper, then Dwight tried sitting there.

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    Nitesh Mehta , September 14, 2009

    Love to get one!

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    Amber , September 15, 2009

    The opening for Casual Friday, with Kevin bringing in his famous chili and then spilling it all over the floor. He looked so distraught!! It’s one of the few times Kevin was shown as a real person, not just comic relief.

    “At least once a year, I like to bring in some of my Kevin’s Famous Chili. The trick is to undercook the onions. Everybody is going to get to know each other in the pot. I’m serious about this stuff. I’m up the night before pressing garlic and dicing whole tomatoes. I toast my own Ancho chilies. It’s a recipe passed down from Malone’s for generations. It’s probably the thing I do best.”

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    Peter , September 15, 2009

    “What type of bear is best?”
    “That’s ridiculous..”
    “False. The black bear.”

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    Lumin , September 15, 2009

    The episode where Michael is convinced that suicide is a big problem in the workplace. Dwight buys watermelons to see the impacts of a jump off of the building, and the first trampolined watermelon splatters onto the hood of a white car, setting off the car alarm.

    I always laugh out loud at that scene.

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    Russ , September 16, 2009

    I’m sorry, I know it’s not a new quote, but I love when Michael says “That’s what she said.” to stuff that makes no sense whatsoever for that quote.

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    James , September 16, 2009

    The duel was a great moment.

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    Akari , September 16, 2009

    “You don’t call retarded people retards. It’s bad taste. You call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded.”

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    Zack , September 16, 2009

    “Does that include, ‘that’s what she said’?”
    “Oh, yes.”
    “Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.”
    “THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!”

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    Kathy Slick , September 17, 2009

    Dwight: “Why tip someone for a job I’m capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however tip my urologist because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.”

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    Kent , September 17, 2009

    Dwight: If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls. So you couldn’t hear the other dead people.

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    Alek , September 17, 2009

    “I love inside jokes. I hope to be part of one some day.”

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    eric g , September 17, 2009

    I loved it when Creed was like “I have no problem with homosexuals. I have had sex with many many many many women, a man could of slipped in there and I would of never known.”

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    David Slick , September 17, 2009

    Pam: When Michael’s skirting a phone call, he gave me a list of places to say he is. ‘Stopping a fight in the parking lot. ‘ ‘An Obama fashion show. ‘ Whatever… that is. Or ‘trapped in an oil painting.’ I’m gonna save that one

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    Chris Rushing , September 18, 2009

    “I tried. I tried! I tried to talk to Toby and be his friend… But that is like trying to be friends with an evil… snail. I feel like I’m dying inside. I feel like Neve Campbell in Scream 2. She thinks she can go off to college and be happy… And then, the murderer comes back. Starts killing off all of her friends. Learned a lot of lessons from that movie. This is just one of them.”

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    Dylan Slick , September 20, 2009

    This was sometime during the 3rd season on the “Safety Inspection” episode. Michael and Dwight were planning to show the people of the office the dangers of depression. So, Michael was on the rooftop pretending to be depressed while everyone was outside.

    Michael: “Everything’s wrong! The stress of my modern office has caused me to go into a depression.”

    Dwight: “Depression? Isn’t that just a fancy word for feeling ‘Bummed out'”

    Michael: “Dwight, you ignorant slut”

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    Amy , September 21, 2009

    That’s what she said.

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    Matthew , September 22, 2009

    Micheal: “Parcour!”

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    Angela , September 22, 2009

    I love the Movie Monday episode. That is my favorite. So hard to pick a favorite quote…how about the “that’s what she said” when Michael’s head is in the concrete.

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    arthurfaarter , September 22, 2009

    I love when Dwight quit, and then the office plant died, and everybody wondered why it was dying, and nobody realized Dwight was the only one to water that plant.

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    Jennifer Christner , October 10, 2009

    my favorite moment is when pam jinxs jim for the stanley immitation and then bounces into the breakroom when they go to buy a coke.

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