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ReviewSTL.com invites you and a guest to attend a special advance St. Louis screening of FUNNY PEOPLE.

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Enter for your chance to win a pass good for two!

Screening is on Tuesday, July 28 @ Ronnie’s 20 Cine

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY

OPENS NATIONWIDE JULY 31

Please note that winning passes to FUNNY PEOPLE does not guarantee admission to the film. You must arrive early as seating is first-come, first-served. It is usually safe to arrive at least 1 hour or more before show time!

In order to enter the contest, simply leave a comment below with your favorite movie quote from any Adam Sandler film. Winners will be randomly drawn, and notified by the evening of Sunday, July 26.

Good luck! We hope to see you at the movie. And don’t forget to check out FUNNY PEOPLE, in theaters on July 31!

To learn more about the movie, visit the official website at www.funnypeoplemovie.com

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    Nora , July 13, 2009

    “Well, I have a microphone, and you don’t, SO YOU WILL LISTEN TO EVERY DAMN WORD I HAVE TO SAY!”
    (The Wedding Singer)

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    Daryl , July 13, 2009

    From Happy Gilmore…”The price is wrong, bitch.”

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    Tim , July 13, 2009

    And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!

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    rubadub4 , July 13, 2009

    “You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up” – Happy Gilmore

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    Monda , July 13, 2009

    “Mama says that, alligators are onry cause they got all them teeth, but no toothbrush …”
    From The Waterboy

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    david , July 13, 2009

    Also from Happy Gilmore: Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like that, I’d have to kick my own ass.

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    Dee , July 13, 2009

    Adam Sandler (Longfellow Deeds): … Stephen King stopped by our gas station one time but everyone was too scared to talk to him …
    From Mr. Deeds

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    Don , July 13, 2009

    Adam Sandler (Sonny): … she said we were doing laundry together? Where I come from, we call that doing the hibidy dibity …
    From Big Daddy :0

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    Regina , July 13, 2009

    From Big Daddy:

    Why aren’t you going to pee??

    “I don’t have to go. Only you and my grandpa have to go every 30 seconds.”

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    Rachel , July 13, 2009

    “Once again, things that could’ve been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!”
    -The Wedding Singer

    “If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.”
    -Billy Madison

    “No, I will not make out with you!”
    -Billy Madison

    “You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?”
    -Happy Gilmore

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    NeOnD , July 13, 2009

    And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!

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    magarwal , July 13, 2009

    Happy Gilmore: [to his golf ball] You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don’t you just go HOME? That’s your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, BALL!

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    barb , July 13, 2009

    the price is wrong bitch from happy gilmore

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    Jen , July 13, 2009

    Oh, well, now your back’s gonna hurt, ’cause you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else’s fingers hurt?… I didn’t think so. – Happy Gilmore

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    Megan , July 13, 2009

    “It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around! I’m gonna take you to the zoo, where they treat you nice and respectable-like.”

    -Billy Madison

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    Mike , July 13, 2009

    Where are you going with those clubs punk? Happy Gilmore

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    Michelle , July 13, 2009

    And when we play checkers I’ll let you cheat. Wedding Singer

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    Michael , July 13, 2009

    just tap it in, just tap it in!

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    Nick Frank , July 13, 2009

    Happy Gilmore: Erm… I was just looking for the other half of this bottle. Oh. There’s some… and some more.

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    Smurfymom , July 13, 2009

    Damn you Scuba Steve—-Big Daddy

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    Smurfymom , July 13, 2009

    I have have a being naked in front of you-o-phobia—-Anger Management

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    Bob Henry , July 14, 2009

    Damn it! is that goal regulation size or what?

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    Jonny Posner , July 14, 2009

    I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty. – Punch Drunk Love

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    Michelle , July 14, 2009

    Hey, psycho – we’re not gonna discuss this, OK, it’s over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

    – The Wedding Singer

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    Tony Mosello , July 14, 2009

    You eat pieces of shit for breakfat? Hahaha.- Happy Gilmore

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    Benetta , July 14, 2009

    “Remember to use a condom, or in your case, a Hefty bag.”
    from 50 First Dates

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    Frederic van Strydonck , July 14, 2009

    “Twinkie. Don’t need it. You don’t need it, man. You do need a Yodel, though. Good job”

    CLICK

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    joeyvee , July 14, 2009

    I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it’s not. -Punch Drunk Love

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    Jeff Indelicato , July 14, 2009

    “You’re gonna die clown!”-Happy Gilmore

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    Dawn , July 14, 2009

    “You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up” – Happy Gilmore

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    Barney schulte , July 14, 2009

    From The Waterboy starring the sultry Fairuza Balk “And I like Vicki, and she like me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too!”

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    Leigh Ann , July 14, 2009

    “No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? this girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I’m here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.” -Billy Madison

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    greg scott , July 14, 2009

    “The price is wrong, BIT*H!” – Happy Gilmore

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    gregory , July 14, 2009

    “You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up” – Happy Gilmore

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    gregory , July 14, 2009

    “All right, I’m sorry… But this is like the 23rd time we’ve made out already and… they’re getting blue!”

    ~50 First Dates

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    Rex , July 14, 2009

    “You can dooit”
    …any Sandler film, voiced by regular Rob Schneider.

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    Erica Zimmermann , July 14, 2009

    “I had a mother lined up for him, but she’s bangin the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won’t stop peeing and throwing up, he’s like a cocker spaniel.” -Big Daddy

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    Jamie , July 14, 2009

    “I can wipe my own ass!” – Big Daddy

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    Eva , July 14, 2009

    “Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance…me. And I’m pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine.” (from The Wedding Singer)

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    Bugg's , July 14, 2009

    Nobody mess with the Zohan!!

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    Lisa , July 14, 2009

    “Just tap it in. Just a tap it in. Give it a little tappy tap tap taparoo. (from Happy Gilmore)

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    Danny Gardabie , July 15, 2009

    ” My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”

    The Waterboy

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    Joan Oestereich , July 15, 2009

    Flirting is the second cousin of Cheating. – Anger Management

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    mala88 , July 15, 2009

    “Did anyone ever tell you that you are a scary man?

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    maurice7878 , July 15, 2009

    “There’s always that one girl who got away.”

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    Deborah , July 15, 2009

    From Spanglish, when his wife confesses to having an affair: “I couldn’t hear you. There was a crack in the planet. WOW… that was noisy!”

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    J Jeffrey , July 15, 2009

    “Now that’s what I call high quality H20!!”

    The Waterboy

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    DJ Rickman , July 15, 2009

    Adam Sandler is a no-talent idiot. Each movie he puts out is a bigger bomb than the one before. I can’t wait for the day when Hollywood finally realizes he is this generation’s Paulie Shore and they stop giving him scripts.

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    Jeff , July 15, 2009

    “I can’t believe I found a love that’s so pure and true.

    But it all was bullshit.
    It was a goddam joke.
    And when I think of you Linda,
    I hope you fucking choke. ”

    Wedding Singer

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    Travis Swyers , July 15, 2009

    “The price is wrong, bitch!”
    – Happy Gilmore

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    Delores , July 16, 2009

    Some of us will never ever find true love. Take, for instance…me. And I’m pretty sure that guy right there. And that lady with the sideburns. And basically everybody at table nine. (from The Wedding Singer) A very funny movie. : )

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    Mike , July 16, 2009

    “Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass.”
    Adam Sandler in Happy Gilmore

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    Kay , July 16, 2009

    Billy Madison:

    “Everyone my age pees their pants…it’s the coolest!”

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    Kari , July 16, 2009

    Happy Gilmore:

    “The price is wrong, b!tch!”

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    Scott , July 16, 2009

    “Everyone my age pees their pants…it’s the coolest!”

    “He called the sh!t poop!!!”

    “You eat pieces of sh!t for breakfast?”

    “Mama says that alligators are so ornery because they have all those teeth, and no toothbrush”

    Coach Klein: “Will you play football with us and help us to victory?” Bobby: “N-n-n-not only will I h-h-help you, but I…I w-w-will…I…I…yes, I’ll help you”

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    Scott , July 16, 2009

    Billy Madison:

    Lunch Lady: “who wants someone sloppy joes? I made ‘em extra sloppy for ya’s” Billy: “Lady you’re scaring us!”

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    Scott , July 16, 2009

    “No colonel sanders…YOU’RE WRONG!”

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    Don , July 16, 2009

    Adam Sandler (Sonny): … hey, old man river, zip it or I will break your hip …
    From Big Daddy

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    Dawn , July 16, 2009

    … soooo hot, want to touch the heiny, ooooooo …
    From Billy Madison

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    Debbie , July 16, 2009

    “I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay, and I pitty any girl who isn’t me today…for I’m loved by a pretty wonderful boy!!!!” (from Anger Management)

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    Becca Price , July 16, 2009

    Glenn’s buddy: Robbie Hart? Oh, man, I heard what happened to you at your wedding, that was so cold! You must’ve felt like shit!
    Robbie: No, it felt real good, thanks for bringing that up, man. Hey, my parents died when I was ten, would you like to talk about that?
    Glenn’s buddy: No, why would I wanna talk about that?
    Robbie: I don’t know.
    (Wedding Singer)

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    Barb , July 17, 2009

    The Wedding Singer

    Who can deny the melodious name as spoken by Robbie, “Julia Gulia.”

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    Sean , July 19, 2009

    Okay, I’ll do it. But you gotta say ”Skeeter’s the coolest, I’m the nerd”.

    Bedtime Stories

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    Anna , July 19, 2009

    advertisementChuck Levine: What do you got?
    Larry Valentine: Maxi Pads.
    Chuck Levine: What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back!

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    Laura , July 19, 2009

    Larry Valentine: Domestic partnership.
    Chuck Levine: Domestic partnership? You mean like faggots?
    Larry Valentine: No, I mean yea but, no, not us. Obviously. Just on paper.
    Chuck Levine: Paper faggots?
    Larry Valentine: Well, the accepted vernacular is gay… but yes.

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    Dee , July 19, 2009

    “The price is wrong, bitch!”

    Happy Gilmore

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    Amy , July 19, 2009

    Linda: No… I don’t need more time, Robbie. I don’t ever want to marry you.

    Robbie: [takes a deep breath, sighs] Gee, you know that information… really would’ve been more useful to me *yesterday.*

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    jason , July 20, 2009

    “I wasn’t talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there.” Crazy Eyes from Mr. Deeds

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    Jessica Shew , July 20, 2009

    “Take it, take it, now smell it.”

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    Jen , July 20, 2009

    Happy Gilmore: You like THAT old man? You want a piece of ME?
    Bob Barker: I don’t want a PIECE of you… I want the whole THING!

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    LV Freeman , July 20, 2009

    “I’m not comfortable being around too many people.”

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    Mike , July 21, 2009

    Sonny: Having a kid is great… as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.

    Quoted from Big Daddy.

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    Mike , July 21, 2009

    Longfellow Deeds: It’s hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys.

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    Taylor S , July 21, 2009

    “It’s too damn hot for a penguin to be just walkin’ around! I’m gonna take you to the zoo, where they treat you nice and respectable-like.”

    -Billy Madison

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    Caroline , July 22, 2009

    Chazz: “We’ve got to send one person out.”
    Pip: “I’ll go.”
    Rex: “One of the hostages, doof.”

    –Airheads, 1994

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    Hannah , July 22, 2009

    “Its hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys”

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    Elizabeth , July 22, 2009

    Bobby: Momma says alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

    Professor: Well momma’s wrong.

    Bobby: No Colonel Sanders, you’re wrong, momma’s right.

    (All from The waterboy)

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    Melissa Gibson , July 23, 2009

    I’m going to make you silky smooth. The Zohan.

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    Jacob , July 23, 2009

    That one guy: Ever play tennis?

    No, but my buddy John McEnroe says it’s wicked easy.

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    Gene Oestereich , July 24, 2009

    Quote from Fifty First Dates:
    “I don’t think that’s an option, Lisa.”

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    Allison , July 24, 2009

    That’s quacktastic! 🙂

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    Taylor S , July 25, 2009

    DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE!!!!!! – Big Daddy

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    Taylor S , July 25, 2009

    “You know what you’re a lousy kindergarten teacher I’ve seen those finger paintings you bring in and they suck” – Happy Gilmore

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    Psanni , July 25, 2009

    … Jennifer Connelly is half Jewish, but I would like to put more in her …
    From The Chanukah Song, Pt. 3

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    rob san , July 25, 2009

    … well, I have a microphone and you don’t, so you will listen to every damn word I have to say …
    From The Wedding Singer

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    ran sanni , July 25, 2009

    … she said we were doing laundry together? Where I come from, we call that doing the hibidy dibity …
    From Big Daddy

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    win nero , July 25, 2009

    Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

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    sil soleman , July 25, 2009

    I’m not comfortable being around too many people. I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff. So most of the characters I play are people who don’t always feel comfortable beyond their small circle of friends.

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    don , July 25, 2009

    “Its hard to soar with the eagles when you’re surrounded by turkeys”

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    THELMA , July 27, 2009

    “Stephen King stopped by our gas station one time but everyone was too scared to talk to him” From “Mr. Deeds”

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    Gary Minor , July 27, 2009

    “They should name a gender after you.”

    From Spanglish

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