WIN FREE TICKETS TO STAR TREK: ST. LOUIS ADVANCE SCREENING

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Alright folks, we have free tickets to give away to advanced screenings of “STAR TREK” in St. Louis!!! There are two screenings coming up:

Saturday, May 2nd @ 11AM Wednesday, May 6th @ 7PM
Great Escape Theater, Gravois Bluffs Wehrenberg Galaxy 14, Chesterfield

Winners for Wednesday’s screening will contacted by Tuesday.

 

ReviewSTL.com would like to thank you for the amazing response that we have received for this contest. The STAR TREK: ST. LOUIS ADVANCE SCREENING Contest is now closed. There were many great captions, and we wish that we could have given passes to everyone. If you did not win, do not feel discouraged. Please check back often for new contests and prizes.

 

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Please note that winning passes to either STAR TREK screening does not guarantee admission to the film. You must arrive early as seating is “first come first serve” and this one is going to be full.

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  • Reply
    Reign , April 27, 2009

    4. sorry captain, we were just lighting farts and it was spock’s turn. who knew?!

  • Reply
    Andrew Geerlof , April 28, 2009

    For Number 3- Oh that cheese I ate was disgusting, How could you give that to me?

  • Reply
    Spaulding , April 28, 2009

    1) Are you trying to tell me I got a smack down for this?

  • Reply
    Richardson , April 28, 2009

    #3
    What do you mean, I’m not an X-Men!

  • Reply
    Marlon Brown , April 28, 2009

    Photo 2, Hey if something poking you just go with the flow; I haven’t had a women in a while.

  • Reply
    Jeff Indelicato , April 28, 2009

    3. First, they pass me over for The Hulk sequel, and now I’m stuck playing third fiddle to these kids? You wouldn’t like me as a klingon….

  • Reply
    Bob Henry , April 28, 2009

    #2 This seems so illogical, but great!

  • Reply
    Jon , April 28, 2009

    1- Mr Durden would be proud, fight club on the Enterprise

  • Reply
    Jason Kamil , April 28, 2009

    photo #2
    Indeed…If you would move your tongue 5.7394 millimeters to the left…

  • Reply
    Jason Kamil , April 28, 2009

    Photo #3
    “You Slime Devil” “The tattoo was supposed to say Mother”

  • Reply
    Sue , April 28, 2009

    Photo #1
    “Yea, it’s my deviated septum, happens every time I drink Romulan Ale”

  • Reply
    Cassandra Garffie , April 28, 2009

    Photo 1 HAHA very funny, yes I know I look like brad pitt, no angie didn’t beat me up for not takin out the trash.

  • Reply
    Michael , April 28, 2009

    2. Honey, can you please stop nibbling on my ear. How many times have I told you how sensitive these big things are!

  • Reply
    Kris , April 28, 2009

    4. SPAAAAAAAAACE BURRRRRRRRRITOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!!

  • Reply
    John R , April 28, 2009

    Photo #3
    “Damn, I really hate Mondays!”

  • Reply
    Amber , April 28, 2009

    2. This is highly illogical…but it feels good. Soooo good.

  • Reply
    Meghan , April 28, 2009

    4. Alright, this whole “boldly go where no man has gone before” is getting to be too much.

  • Reply
    Brad , April 28, 2009

    pic #1 Damn I forgot my to Fasten the seatbelt again when we are coming out of hyperspace!

  • Reply
    Brad , April 28, 2009

    Pic #3 Damn That Taco Bell Gives me gas….

  • Reply
    Christopher , April 28, 2009

    Pic #3: That Klingnon wasn’t ripe yet.

  • Reply
    Nate F. , April 28, 2009

    #2 I think I’ve located a tear in your dress seam.

  • Reply
    john evans , April 28, 2009

    pic 2# spock has a very tasty ear

  • Reply
    Tony Mosello , April 28, 2009

    2. I can’t believe I’m hugging a girl. I’m really hugging a girl! Score!

  • Reply
    Holly Stewart , April 28, 2009

    picture #2

    Hey the truth is honey I just wanted to hug you so I can feel your breast against me. I feel realy uncomfortable right now but I hope you like the hug I am giving you.

  • Reply
    Holly Stewart , April 28, 2009

    picture #1

    The whole Star Trek gang beat me up for no reason, and all I got was this crappy t-shirt. I think I am going to faint now from all of the blood dripping put of my nose.

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    Holly Stewart , April 28, 2009

    picture #3

    WHAT, you think that Darth Vader is uglier then me? That is just crazy talk, take a closer look at me!! Men think I am ugly, women think that my green face is cute only in the dark.

  • Reply
    lee , April 28, 2009

    1. Dude I got my but kicked last night. I know I am a nitwit but are you one to.

  • Reply
    James , April 28, 2009

    #4 Scotty beam me up out of here.

  • Reply
    zac , April 28, 2009

    4. I don’t even have a red shirt on!

  • Reply
    Chris , April 28, 2009

    3-I know I passed out, but it is UNCOOL TO WRITE ALL OVER MY FACE!

  • Reply
    Elaine , April 28, 2009

    #2 Getting me some chocolate hugs and kisses.

  • Reply
    Elaine , April 28, 2009

    #1 All I did was lift Uhura’s skirt, man does she have a right hook!

  • Reply
    Jag Singh , April 28, 2009

    #2 I didnt know human females could give me the same kick, yeah just like that girl !!!

  • Reply
    Jag Singh , April 28, 2009

    #3 kirk, you bastard that was my girl

  • Reply
    Dan , April 28, 2009

    #2 “I Vant to bite your neck”

  • Reply
    Dan , April 28, 2009

    #4 “man!……I knew I shouldn’t had Taco Bell.

  • Reply
    Dan , April 28, 2009

    #1 “What?……….oh, Clartin always does this to me”

  • Reply
    Dan , April 28, 2009

    #3 “ALLRIGHT !…………who farted? “

  • Reply
    Rae , April 28, 2009

    #1. Now I know that I should not mess with Scotty before he beams me up.

  • Reply
    Terry , April 28, 2009

    #2 – Please don’t beam me up, Scotty. Oh please don’t beam me up just yet!

  • Reply
    byrd , April 29, 2009

    #3 – You guys better stop writing on my face when I’m sleeping!!!!

  • Reply
    byrd , April 29, 2009

    #2 – Lets go back to my pod

  • Reply
    byrd , April 29, 2009

    #4 – That chilli gave me gasoline drawers!!!!

  • Reply
    byrd , April 29, 2009

    #1 – That’s the last time I go drinking with Hans, Luke, and Vader!

  • Reply
    Bob , April 29, 2009

    No No, I do not want George Lucas to direct this movie

  • Reply
    Kathy , April 29, 2009

    Photo #2

    Oooo.. human female. So this is why Dad married Mom.

  • Reply
    Tim , April 29, 2009

    3. Do you know how hard it is to be constipated while you are trying to take over the galaxy?

  • Reply
    James , April 29, 2009

    #1 Karaoke night – “Sweet Caroline,good times never seems so good”

  • Reply
    Chris , April 29, 2009

    1. I’m super, thanks for asking ! ! !

  • Reply
    Chris , April 29, 2009

    2. Please don’t Tyson my ear. . .

  • Reply
    Chris , April 29, 2009

    3. Chili-cheese burritos! Auggggghhhhh ! ! !

  • Reply
    Rachel , April 29, 2009

    Photo #2

    “Soon your powers will be all mine, Uhura…wait, what? That’s your power? Well, I guess I could stand to look a little better in a miniskirt.”

  • Reply
    Rachel , April 29, 2009

    Photo #3

    “Yeah, man, it was rough. She told me it was time I boldly went where I had never gone before: the dentist.”

  • Reply
    Rachel , April 29, 2009

    Photo #1

    “McCoy, we all get that you’re a doctor and not a fighter. But would it have killed you to help a brother out back there?”

  • Reply
    Michelle , April 29, 2009

    Photo #2

    Now I need to change my pants.

  • Reply
    Ronda Voyles , April 29, 2009

    2. So this is what a female feels like. Interesting!

  • Reply
    Bugg's , April 29, 2009

    #2 Another tender moment, the Vulcan way

  • Reply
    Bugg's , April 29, 2009

    Photo#3
    I’m GREEN, when I’m pissed off

  • Reply
    Bugg's , April 29, 2009

    Photo #1
    This must be love…

  • Reply
    Bugg's , April 29, 2009

    #4
    HELP!!!!I’m falling

  • Reply
    Maria C Jaime II , April 29, 2009

    Photo#1 – OOOHHH, Finally it’s over!!!

    Photo#2 – I missed you soooo much!!!

    Photo#3 – Move away…You stink!!!

    Photo#4 – I fly better than superman!!!

  • Reply
    rubadub4 , April 29, 2009

    #1
    It’s my deviated septum…happens every time I drink Romulan Ale

  • Reply
    rubadub4 , April 29, 2009

    #2
    Indeed…If you’ll move your tongue 5.763 millimeters to the left

  • Reply
    rubadub4 , April 29, 2009

    #3
    Slime Devil…the tattoo was supposed to say Mother

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    Lora , April 29, 2009

    1) Man,I didn’t know Romulan sex was so rough!!

    2) Vulcan’s do not show emotion, do not show emotion I repeat do not show emotion.

    3) What is loking back at you in the mirror after too much Romulan ale with the boys and a trip to the tattoo parlor.

    4) New reality show:
    “When the Captain Blows”

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    Paul B , April 29, 2009

    1 – “Thank you Sir, may I have another?”
    2 – “WOW whats that funny feeling in my pants?”
    3 – “UUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH DAMN I GOTTA POOP”
    4 – “LUKE, I am your FATHER!”

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    krlofl , April 30, 2009

    #1. I know…I know…my nose knows no limits.
    #2 Uhura, let me show you a new form of the Vulcan mind meld.
    #3 Mom always warned me…if I scunched my face like this it would stay that way.
    #4 Pylon 356…Pylon 356B…Where the hell is the bathroom?

    Would love to get a pass for Wed. since I’m working a 24 hour shift on Sat. Thanks

  • Reply
    Kristin , April 30, 2009

    1. Is my nose still attached?
    2. And I thought the Fire Plains of Raal were hot.
    3. Hold on…gotta sneeze… Ahhh…Ahhh…Ahhh…Dammit it’s gone.
    4. Beam me outta here!!!

  • Reply
    Barney Schulte , April 30, 2009

    Photo #3.
    Klingons are like public toilets,
    filthy, except for the diabled ones.

  • Reply
    miller459 , April 30, 2009

    #1
    Snorting Romulan Coke…what a RUSH!!!
    #2
    Imminently Fascinating…that was unusually premature
    #3
    When you eat white rice it makes you constipated and…
    #4
    If Bill Shatner had tried this stunt, his hair piece would never have survived.

  • Reply
    Scott , April 30, 2009

    1. I just love chocolate ice cream.

    2. Oh God. Leave my ears alone.

    3. uhh, Why does it hurt when I pee.

    4. Hey! You really can light a fart!

  • Reply
    b.mannion , April 30, 2009

    I might love marble ice cream.

  • Reply
    Gus Kontoleon , April 30, 2009

    #2
    If you think my ears are big, you should see my penis!

  • Reply
    Michael Nixon , April 30, 2009

    Cannot wait to see this movie! Die hard Trek Fan!

  • Reply
    Matthew Schultz , April 30, 2009

    Mr Shatner tupee is going to fall off after he watches this movie!

  • Reply
    James Oconnor , April 30, 2009

    Beam me up Scotty!

  • Reply
    Jack Swagger , April 30, 2009

    Please may I have some tickets to see this movie? Hottest movie of the year.

  • Reply
    Amy Johnson , April 30, 2009

    Zachary Quinto is hot. JJ has another blockbuster on his hands.

  • Reply
    Ken Lederle , May 1, 2009

    #2
    “Random chance seems to have operated in our favor.”- Spock
    “Or in plain, non-Vulcan English, you’re getting lucky!”- Ohura

  • Reply
    Mike Smelik , May 1, 2009

    #4 I knew I shouldn’t have ate that can of extra spicy chili last night ;-(

  • Reply
    Mike Smelik , May 1, 2009

    #3 I haven’t been this constipated since that tour to rio!

  • Reply
    Mike Smelik , May 1, 2009

    #2 I’m trying to decide: Is this made of cotton or polyester?

  • Reply
    Mike Smelik , May 1, 2009

    #1 Gosh, for the 1,000th time: No, my name IS NOT Dexter Morgan! It’s James T. Kirk. Idiot!!

  • Reply
    Ryan Johnston , May 1, 2009

    1 – Thats the last time I hit on a Klingon. Where are the Orion chicks at?

    2 – Uhura: Bite me Edward!
    Spock: Wrong film. I’m a Vulcan, not a Vampire.

    3 – Neutral Zone?!? Fuck the Neutral Zone!

    4 – I’m not even wearing a red shirt ….!

  • Reply
    Jill Tainter , May 1, 2009

    1. Ok, who put the acid in my coffee?
    2.Hey, get your ear out of my nose!

  • Reply
    Austin Barnhart , May 1, 2009

    2: Take me to a happy place!! ** I would love to see this**

  • Reply
    Jennifer Lederle , May 1, 2009

    3. I think that the Romulan Ale has gone bad!

  • Reply
    Lasia Roper , May 1, 2009

    1.Cut me, Mick.
    2.Did she…just lick me?
    3.Gah!I love the Slurpee, but the Slurpee don’t love me.
    4.Missed it, by that much.

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    Carl , May 2, 2009

    1)Star Trek The Intervention: Ok, OK, I get it, I look like I’ve been snorting too many wuzzies.

    2)”Twilight” moment of confusion:
    “Spock here, I am indeed a Vulcan, not a vampire, my ears are pointed, not my teeth”

    3)The ultimate “coyote ugly date”
    chew your arm off to get away before they wake up!!!!

    4)Kirk should have read the warning label:
    WARNING!!! Do not eat beans and drink a Coke before your big scene, it’s EXPLOSIVE!!!!

  • Reply
    Jag , May 2, 2009

    #4 Ohh shit !!!

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    Todd , May 2, 2009

    1. So I says to the guy, ” rectum damn near killed him.”

    2. Then I jizz in my pants.

    3. Mike Tyson should have told him that you don’t come back from face tattoos.

    4. He’s not going to be in the sequel.

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    Linda Sellers , May 3, 2009

    1. I’m so embarrased…I have been caught doing a line of cocoa.

    2. This is strange…I have never embraced a woman before.

    3. I do not like green eggs and ham!

    4. Don’t worry…I’m having a blast.

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    Alexandria , May 4, 2009

    1. “I’m going to tell you this one more time with all the humility I can summon up. I’m the greatest starship captain that ever lived. You will not beat me.”

    2. “Yes. . . it all traces back to your human Hoshi Sato. You are under a misconception due to an error in translation. Ponn Farr occurs every 7 *days*.”

    3. “What do you mean, this tattoo on my forehead’s going to swell up? What? It’s heritable too?! *turns to minion* You’re supposed to stop me before I get blow-things-up-that-don’t-have-to-do-with-the-Federation drunk; you didn’t think the same principle applied to genetically-bonded body art!?”

    4. (Cue Shamwow guy voice) “Just look at this picture. Look at it, guys! Now just imagine if the legendary James T. Kirk *hadn’t* been taking advantage of the equally legendary body shaping properties of ‘Tellar’s Finest Girdle for Men (bipedal edition)’! Get your interplanetary credit accounts ready, because this deal’s going FAST!”

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    Dustin Miles , May 4, 2009

    1. This photo was taken immediately after Chris Pine’s first encounter with William Shatner.

    2. Zachary Quinto learns that he is contracted to do another season of Heroes.

    3. Nero learned a valuable lesson that day: Never fall asleep at a frat party when there are yellow highlighters and sharpies laying around.

    4. And that’s the last time that Ricky Gervais was ever put in charge of a starship.

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    Jason , May 4, 2009

    1: It was a Klingon, I swear!

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    Jason , May 4, 2009

    2: I have a secret; I see Klingons. They are eveywhere and they don’t even know it!

  • Reply
    Jason , May 4, 2009

    4: Johnny Storm of the Fantastic Four got nothing on me, Biznitches!

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